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| Screamin' Sicilian enters Ale's house with pizzas! |
What’s up fellow craft beer lovers?!
What's up fellow craft beer sippers?!
It’s no mystery
that I love doing a lot of creative things with craft brews from all over the
world, from doing tastings with celebs and shot callers, to hosting and curating
beer dinners to name a few. Well lucky for me, a well-respected pizza company
with a killer marketing campaign called Screamin’Sicilian got word of my fondness to pair ales and lagers with virtually
anything fare-wise, so they offered me an intriguing challenge: Pair brews with
a few of their circular creations.
Now I do love
pizza, but I try to chill on the dairy and meat as much as possible. However,
when I read how this Milwaukee, Wisconsin-based company takes pride in using
high-quality, locally-sourced ingredients including their signature stone-fired
crust serving as the base, plus they truly respect the beer industry (check out
their website), I was in.
One of the
coolest things about this pizza maker is when you go to their site, they have a
“Pizza Finder” where you simply type
in your zip code and boom! The freezer section at a Publix two blocks away had their prominent and extra fly packaging—a
thick-mustached, gaping mouth serving as a window to what the toppings of each
of their pies looked like. Again, Sicilian’s witty descriptions and slick packaging
kill it, so they already scored points on that alone; I majored in marketing so
there ya go.
Anyway, using
some coupons the company provided, I grabbed some pies, invited a few gourmands
to my pad, scooped a few brews from Hop City along with a few bottles from my extensive stash that I thought would pair
well with them, and we threw down! (Note: I primarily chose beers that are
pretty much available nationwide to help ya out no matter where you are.)
Below, I have
the three pizzas we baked, and the brews that won top honors to pair with each
one. Check it out:
Screamin’
Sicilian’s Bessie’s Revenge
Their description: We
begin crafting Bessie’s Revenge, a monument to cheesiness, by starting at the
bottom – a.k.a. our unique, stone-fired artisan crust. Each crust is perfect in
its imperfection serving as the ideal host to copious amounts of our zesty
secret-recipe sauce. And let’s talk sauce. Ours is made lovingly with vine
ripened tomatoes that have been kissed by the sun. We then drown those tomatoes
in ridiculous amounts of shredded Wisconsin mozzarella and white cheddar and
add slices of freshly cut Wisconsin buffalo-style mozzarella cheese gathered
from the finest purveyors in America’s Dairyland. These people know cheese!
Then just when you think we’ve gone too
far, we finish it off with a gentle kiss of grated aged Parmesan and Romano
cheeses from — you guessed it — WISCONSIN.
My Beer: I started with this all-cheese joint, and their description
was truly on point. To cut through all that richness, balance the salty element
with some sweet, and get everyone’s buzz on early, the Victory Golden Monkey Belgian-Style Tripel at 9.5 percent ABV hit
the spot! It’s effervescent texture scrubbed the tongue, and the Monkey’s
fruity, yet spicy profile perfectly paired with this pie that was pretty damn
delicious. Victory’s more hoppy Prima Pils at 5.3 percent came in second.
Screamin’
Sicilian’s Mambo Italiano
Their description: This
is the pizza to take with you when you’re going to the mattresses. We call it
the Mambo Italiano. Our thick and chunky secret-recipe, small-batch tomato
sauce rides shotgun on a stone-fired artisan crust. And, that crust is made
from individually rolled tender balls of dough to create a foundation that
could bring Mama to tears. Then we “badda bing, badda boom” this pie with
ridiculous amounts of whole milk mozzarella smuggled in, excuse me I mean
purchased, from Wisconsin. We know people in the cheese business if you know
what I mean. Before you even know what hit you, we pull out the big guns –
rough-chopped, thick-cut pepperoni and huge, mouthwatering Italian meatballs
that throw a bag over your taste buds and go to town on them.
As I suspected, half of the crew went with the 420 because
of its easy drinkability, subtle hoppiness, and crisp finish didn’t overwhelm
the pizza’s meat, cheese, and overall abundance of flavors. The other half said
“Hell yeah!” to the Habanero because they loved the heat, it stood up to all
the meat (especially the rough-cut pepperoni), and basically added peppers to
the pizza. Fans of anything spicy would concur with this one!
Last but not
least, I chose an even more complex pizza and transitioned the prior liquid pepper
theme to the Supremus Maximus, which
actually had peppers as some of the toppings, along with black olives,
fire-roasted onions, pepperoni and sausage. Boom!
Screamin’
Sicilian’s Supremus Maximus
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| This is my shot, I had to show this one love! |
Their description: Our
Supremus Maximus Supreme pizza rules over all other pizzas like the great
Caesars, surveying its kingdom from high atop Mount Pizza. Supremus Maximus’s
domain is built upon a foundation of individually rolled dough balls made of
wheat, water, olive oil & yeast to create our stone-fired crust, each
perfectly imperfect in its artisanal shape. Next, Maximus commands that it be
dressed in profound quantities of the finest whole milk mozzarella cheese from
Wisconsin, the heart of America’s Dairyland.
Maximus continues with heaping piles of
buffalo-chopped, thick-cut pepperoni and enormous orbs of Italian sausage
steeped with seasonings and spices that overwhelm the senses with joy &
euphoria. Like a crown upon its mighty brow, the Supremus Maximus adorns
colorful and effervescent strips of fire-roasted onions and red & yellow
bell peppers, and black olives complete its glory.
Beware, one bite and Supremus Maximus’
conquest of your mouth will be complete and its rule will last for one thousand
years.
My beer: I wanted to cool things down a bit with this last one after
hitting my team off with the Ballast Point Habanero joint, so I went the fruity
route, brew-wise. With all of those vegetables on top, I thought about what
would pair well with a salad, complement some of the sweetness of the sauce, yet
give the meats their own stage. With that, the 21st Amendment Hell or High Watermelon Wheat Beer (4.7 percent) brewed
with fresh watermelon surprised everyone; they said they got like a gazpacho effect
with meat added and truly appreciated this adventurous pick.
While the Hell
Or High scored major points for originality, my Ommegang Rare Vos Belgian-Style Amber Ale (6.5 percent) selection hit
a unanimous home run because it was just as complex—spicy, slightly sweet, yet
light enough to cut through all of the pizza’s ingredients. (And one person was
allergic to watermelon.)
I closed the tasting
session with dessert—Three Taverns’ Theopan
The Recluse Imperial Stout (9 percent)—and then I kicked everyone out
followed by a lovely nap.
Publix was sold
out of the Friar Cluck Chicken Parmesean
Pizza, so I will be on the lookout for that one, but nonetheless, these
Screamin’ Sicilian folks know what they’re doing; I was very impressed with their pizza. I am a New Yorker so that says a
lot! Anyway, definitely check them out; they strongly support the craft beer
movement. I totally appreciated them reaching out to me. Show them some love!
Okay y’all, I
gotta start cruisin’ for a brewsin’ once
again. I mean, hell, it’s Craft Beer Week!
Cheers!
Your homey,
Ale
